Wednesday, December 24, 2008

anticipation.

to those of you who are camping out at your mailbox waiting the arrival of the bowler family christmas card:

seriously, did you really think the bowler family would end the year any differently?
we're going out with a bang, folks.
day late, dollar short.
stoke the fire and bring out the tissues. 
shipment has been delayed.

for those of you who just fainted because the sheer intoxication of anticipation just took over:

merry christmas.
[sheeeez]
now just relax!

look at the bright side, a holiday card is more memorable when it comes after christmas, right? plus, i'm pretty sure it's legal--as long as it comes before new year's day. if only everything worked that way. arriving to church on monday would still get me at least a silver medal in heaven. 
right?


2 comments:

Amber Burt said...

Don't worry, mine our going out today, or tomorrow too! Nothing wrong with that is there?

Kaydee and the boys said...

I didn't want your crappy card anyway.

Hee hee, just kidding, I look forward to it every year... so did mine get lost in the mail or what?